The ScreenyWeeny is the world’s best fake-penis. Most authentic, reliable, easy to use.
The unique Push and Piss function makes it ideal for selective use on an important “date” and it’s one-handed operation means it is always ready for use immediately.
Each ScreenyWeeny is delivered with 2x 80 ml synthetic urine, an empty bag for practice, a thermo bag for keeping the urine warm, one pack of HeatPaxx and a refill syringe.
German designed and engineered.
Facts & benefits:
Guide to warming up the urine sachets:
In the summer leave in the sun for a short while; in the winter warm on a radiator or in a bath of water. The new HeatPaxx heating pads are also perfectly suited to warming up the urine sachets. The thermo-sachet keeps the desired temperature of the urine sachet constant for at least 6 hours.
Included: 1x ScreenyWeeny 5.0 circumcized "White/Mulatte" - 2x 80 ml synthetic urine with different values, 1x empty sachet (for practice or for urine from other source), 1x thermo-sachet (for maintaining at a warm temperature and attaching), 1x HeatPaxx heating pad, 1x refill-syringe (20 ml)
When the urine sachet is first used or replaced, the tube and the plug must be completely dry and locked together with a little pressure.
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